an open letter to the creators of yahoo avatars

dear masterminds behind yahoo avatars,

we love your service, and spend more time than we should re-inventing our appearance and location. however, it has come to our attention that there are not nearly enough third-world backdrops and accessories to suit our current needs. The following are a list of suggestions for add-ins that would assist the volunteer/tourist's avatar needs:

1. enable more than one animal per avatar. who travels in the company of just one pig or chicken?
2. in place of accessories, can we add leering hissing men in pick-up trucks?
3. the only road choices are hiking trail or sidewalk or highway. we need more gravel roads and torn-up blacktop with large potholes marking significant geographical markers.
4. can we add shoes hanging over electric lines to indicate drug houses?
5. the skin color changes we can make are great. but can we add mosquito bites, sunburns, hatband acne, peeling sunburn, and scrapes from falling down on poorly constructed hiking trails?

thanks,
jo-na