it's not worth it - trust me.

ok. i just don't understand those women at the gym who practically hang themselves from the rafters in the locker room, masochistically contorting their hair into the perfect, every-strand-in-place pony tail. it's true, those random strays can drive you crazy when you're trying to get away with pony-tail-instead-of-shower on one of those mornings that you just can't get your act together, but that's a totally different situation. it's the gym, ladies. it's all going to fall down and get all messy as soon as you get up on the treadmill anyway and i PROMISE, nobody cares. give yourself and your follices a break and succomb to the chaos.