i can't win. I CAN'T WIN. seriously.
so let's all take a moment to recall lame guy. the one who asked me out (sort of) and then took it back (passively).
after a solid week of stewing i finally came up with the perfect comeback. it took the frontal release of only one hour of sleep in thirty six, but i finally found the gumption to call him out on his poor internet fliriting skills. i closed my eyes and clicked on the send icon.
"mail truck." the response came in less than 5 minutes. i knew it. yay.
but then. "hey, your email came to me blank. happy thanksgiving."
i just can't win.
maybe i can divert this new-fangled fearlessness toward beating the guy who lives above me senseless. the heard of elephants that he's keeping up there makes my windows rattle.
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someone needs a new email account. really, who has this many problems trying to tell someone off?
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