i don't know what it is, but in the throws of exhausted delerium i have moments of clarity that result in my pondering truly compelling insights and questions. stay with me:
1) do i really want a boyfriend, or would a puppy suffice?
2) when dealing with globally dysfunctional coworkers they be cohorted into three groups: lazy, clueless, or broken.
3) leftover pizza is really good.
4) now that i've finished both seasons of sports night on DVD what new TV series should i start to feed my heroine-like addiction?
5) how much do i love buying crates of clementines and eating at least 6 a day?
6) i am in no way, shape or form a mathematician or statistician of any kind and should not be subjected to multiple powerpoint slides that make their point (to someone other than me) by using many scary symbols vaguely reminiscent of calculus (if i was smart once the moment has definitely passed).
7) i will never be able to run a marathon.
8) no one is ever going to find me a shaggy grad student.
i swear it's like i'm some kind of visionary.
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1) it depends: what kind of puppy?
2) hey. i'm one of your globally dysfunctional co-workers. which cohort am i?
3) mmmm....
4) heroine-like addiction, like high maintenance girl star-of-movie? or heroin-like addiction, like mouse hitting button with nose repeatedly and forgoing food? either way, can you start loving american idol?
5) mmmm....
6) mmmb thinks he's going to raise children using powerpoint slides. should i be worried?
7) yes you will.
8) i'm telling you, they all stand on the corner of 55th and blackstone waiting for the bus with their lattes.
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