1) i will not find a way to interpret all of my blogmate's postings as underhanded reminders that i have no love life to speak of (for example, i won't feel pressure to date more so that she can have something to tell her mother)
2) i will abandon all boy-snagging strategies that involve stalking of any kind
3) i will remain violently opposed to j-date
4) i will continue to recognize that the purpose of going to unitarian church is not to meet guys
5) i will strengthen my resolve to reject any and all men who are shorter than me
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