otherwise known as reiterating some of the more salient points of this blog
6) stop entering my building every evening with so much crap that i can't fit through the door
7) vacation in bumblefuck alabama more often (more about this later)
8) reverse my magnetic effect on creepies
9) coerce more people into liking gilmore girls
things i've learned this year
1) those who need lifecoaches the most are the least likely to recognize their deficits
2) oregano needs to be watered occasionally
3) contact lenses don't do well when they are not surrounded by eyeballs or contact solution
4) palm pilots are not amphibious and are particularly ill-suited for toilet water
5) even without cable you can watch the simpsons 4 times a day
6) you can still get a perfectly decent drink for a dollar
7) there's no shame in drinking pbr from the can
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