in the spitty, foggy haze that characterized my drive to work this morning, double non-fat latte in hand as a monday morning self-indulgence, i got cut off by "mac dog 1," as designated by the license plate of the big-ass black sedan, driven by what i can only presume was a big ass. the insult prompted the need for more self-indulgence: hashbrowns and biscuit instead of whole wheat bagel. i swear i woke up this morning with the resolution to change my ways- floss more regularly, water the plants, not eat hash browns so often, make my own coffee, and for-the-love-of-god stop being so resentful and cranky. atheism be damned, i think it's time for me to start going to unitarian church already, lest i blame my misfortune on the superbowl- eagles losing, bad half time show, lame comercials, or my missing the post-game simpsons- take your pick...
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